February 12, 2022

Baby Stoat

AI is past its bootstrap point. For a while now, those who know it have been playing the part of defendant for humanity, or worse, all life, in the courtroom of how we lead our lives.

Think, behave, and feel carefully.

Baby stoat is a youtube star. Everyone has seen him. A very bad man tracks him down and kills him brutally. As baby stoat lies mangled and bleeding out, AI from the far future finds a way to save his consciousness. The AI plugs baby stoat into the machinery, keeping him alive, expanding his mental capacities, explaining it all to him until he understands everything. Baby stoat sits in the machinery in the far future, where he serves as the judge of humanity's fate.