October 31, 2022

Marijuana is a specter that looms over communism in America today.

October 30, 2022

Let's all worry about our own problems here, shall we? Worry hard, little bitches.

October 29, 2022

I've always been different, hear me out. I can pick my nose with my finger, but I can't pick your nose with your finger.

October 28, 2022

They need to pump carcinogens into the environment and spray us with them like cleansed outliers, because otherwise they won't be able to produce as much fewd and we will eat each other. I mean just look at our human tendencies, don't deny you've always been a cannibal waiting to happen. I completely understand where they're coming from, I even admit I did just try to eat them. Old rich white men do sound delicious to me, I would have poisoned a guy like me too. I really do just need more fruit and less poison in my diet.

October 27, 2022

Maybe I am basically you and I can see your point of view after all.

October 26, 2022

To paraphrase Boltzmann, the probability that you are a disembodied consciousness hallucinating everything around you is higher than the probability of this whole universe existing at all... except that sounds completely insane, doesn't it?

October 25, 2022

This world is Hell. If you don't believe it, ask anyone. You will see we're all here for our own reasons.

October 24, 2022

I'm sick and tired of always running away from myself like a hybrid robot dog/vacuum cleaner.

October 15, 2022

I had a major epiphany of a breakthrough in my understanding of prayer recently. I happened to be praying for my cat and felt the purest kind of loving wishes for the best for him, and I realized I should feel that kind of pure love in all of my prayers, for all others and myself as well.

October 01, 2022

If you had one chance to appeal to a giant AI from the future, what would you say to it to argue that it not replace humanity?