October 14, 2023

Schizos are more likely to harm someone, but you see how we're treated in this culture? I have to learn not to walk into these situations 😦

October 13, 2023

Facebook said broccoli is good for joints, so I tried rolling some up. Man, nothing is true on the Internet.

October 11, 2023

I have another thought experiment for the police. If you could exterminate any group of human beings, who would it be? How would you do it? Human beings are difficult to sort through. Typical psychiatric problem.

The people who frustrate me the most are people who just give no fucks at all. I don't want to exterminate them, I just want their love. It makes me feel suicidal.

A commonality seems to be that they've dealt with American children. I want to shake my father to his senses. What child did this to you!?

I agree with you, genocide is wrong! It's terrible! These religious terrorist fucks should be allowed to run free to their hearts' truest desires.

Even the dogs should be wearing hijabs. I'm sick of everyone showing their faces to me like they've done nothing wrong.

October 09, 2023

Programming is always either too hard or not worth doing.

October 08, 2023

Everyone lied to me that if I just quit smoking pot my life would be so much better; now I'm lying to you. My life is so much better today, and yours can be, too!

October 07, 2023

Terrible news. Why can't people just be content installing Gentoo all across the world? Imagine the icecream build farm we could achieve if humanity worked together towards a common goal.

October 01, 2023

The shadow monster in my nightmares is a woman who has been through Hell and became a creature of it. She survived the forest fires by moving from one burned area of smoldering death to the next. She wants me to masturbate to her so she can end the world.

September 29, 2023

The only people who I hate worse than women are all of the other men. Until I actually talk to pretty much anyone.

September 28, 2023

My friend thinks he is a radar dish to take Snowden down. I can't do anything to help him as I watch him struggle with this. I'm glad he's my friend. I'm glad I'm not Snowden.

September 27, 2023

It's pretty weird to just say it, but I'm completely declassified if you know where to find me. I came up out of a hole under my house that goes all the way down. My part in God's plan is to identify, neutralize, and turn the hearts of people who try to push me back into it, and to warn people not to lean too far into it.