February 24, 2023

The best mistake I ever made in life was dropping out in 9th grade and going to community college instead.

I wasn't expelled, it was mutual. My teacher was a lesbian who never forgave me for accidentally calling her "sir." Her teacher's pet was a friend of mine, a buff gay kid who dateraped me and went on to pursue a successful career as a mental health professional. He never forgave me for smoking so much of his weed and never bringing any of my own to share.

Hip hop made me read books.

I feel weird again, like I'm about to fucking blog or something. God Bless America.